Wednesday, January 28, 2009
A little Stimulus for me too please!
One Percent for the Arts Campaign
Congress will soon pass a stimulus package aimed at creating jobs and stimulating the economy. We ask that 1% of the stimulus support the arts. In the 1930s the Work Progress Administration created by Roosevelt created 3 million jobs. They built roads, streets, highways, bridges, parks, and public buildings. They also worked in the arts.
Our generation deserves no less.
The WPA employed 40,000 artists, writers, musicians, theater workers, and performers. Public support made it possible for people of modest means to dedicate themselves to their work. The WPA supported Jackson Pollock, Arshile Gorky, Saul Bellow, Zora Neal Hurston, John Steinbeck, Sterling Brown, Orson Welles, John Houseman, Burt Lancaster, and many other great talents, known and unknown. The WPA arts projects reached wide audiences and made the theater, music, and the arts accessible to low-income people.
An arts stimulus package could increase fellowship and scholarship money, create workplace arts and reading programs, foster cultural exchange programs, support artist-in-residency programs in schools and libraries, and more.
We are also calling for a cabinet level position for a Secretary of the Arts.
At first I thought this was ridiculous. But then I thought - hey - why not some film financing - it fits the profile - an expensive, short-term project that will benefit relatively few people. Besides, I've always wanted to adapt a real Horatio Alger story and this just seems like the perfect opportunity.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The elusive $60,000 feature
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Yeah, it's been slow
Thursday, September 25, 2008
My wife has a subscription to People
Friday, September 19, 2008
Netflix thou confuseth me.
"Special member bonus inside."
Yet, when I fall for opening it what I'm presented with is a coupon that I can give my friends or family to get one month free. Given that Netflix will pretty much give anyone at anytime and anyplace a free month, how exactly is this a "Special member bonus" for me???
Ah - my mistake. Apparently the Bonus is that when they redeem this free bonus trial I get one free bonus rental. Hmmm... let's see... most of the time I don't have the time to watch the three movies I'm entitled to... so I ask again, how is this exactly a bonus for me?
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
The Paying Gig
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Comedy Writes Itself
Today is "National Orgasm Day."
http://www.orgasmsurvey.co.uk/
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I'm still here
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Busy, busy, busy...
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Grande Con Carne Dot Com
Here it is right here.
grandeconcarne.com
Saturday, June 14, 2008
The rare political post
Basically, it talks about the current Canadian
It also talks - or I should say - alludes to American Exceptionalism and the fact that some people think America should perhaps reconsider it's stance on freedom of speech. Oh wait - hang on - did I say "allude" I believe I should have said, "explicitly states."
I quote: "Some prominent legal scholars say the United States should reconsider its position on hate speech."
Now the article seems to fairly even handed in presenting both sides of the argument, but the overall gist of it is that America is alone in the world regarding the idea that speech should truly be free. Of course what this (and the quote above) is referring to is "hate speech" which is a big amorphous, undefined blob of thought that seems to say any speech that might make someone else feel bad is no good. If that isn't the least bit
Episode 8 "Double Lesbian Twist"
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Editing
I'll wait for my audience.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Casting again - or why it's important to show up.
Now - on to the regularly scheduled blog post(which may not be as witty and erudite as previous entries due to the sinus medication cloud my brain is currently swimming around in).
My partner, Steve, and I did some casting on Friday, with our always wonderful casting director, Mark Sikes. It wasn't for GCC, but for the actual paying gig. It was fun and we saw a lot of good people. But it was interesting. Generally with the freebie stuff we've been doing you don't see a whole lot of actors but you kind of know that up front. Yesterday, with a paying gig to offer, we saw quite a lot of people, yet it was still pretty surprising that there were quite a few no-shows. In a business where 50% of the job is just showing up - a heck of a lot of people didn't show up.
And there was another phenomenon that I thought was quite interesting. As this project is an informational, "how-to" video, we had some voiceover work as part of the sides, being that voiceover work is going to be a substantial part of the production process. I can NOT BEGIN to tell you how many actors walked into that audition and asked if we were going to do the voiceover. And then, when we said, yes, in fact we do want you to run through the all the material we took time to assemble and photocopy and get out to you, at least half of them hadn't prepared it and wound up reading it cold (and given that it was somewhat complex and technical, tended to stumble and bumble through it - one guy actually jut gave up in the middle and walked out).
Let me just tell you, in case there are any actors among the three of you out there reading this, that if a producer/director/casting director actually takes the time to include some dialogue (even, and let me make this perfectly clear, even if it is only just YOU speaking) in a set of sides and then sends it out to you there's a better than even chance we didn't do it just so you would have something extra to wrap fish with once the audition was over.
I mean, I'm just saying...
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Time off to work
This particular project is actually kind of fun. It's an industrial but an interesting one for the boy in me. We get to play with cars. More on it later.
Friday, May 02, 2008
Rapid clothes-free sorties...
Get ready for the Fourth Annual World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD)! People across the globe are encouraged, on Saturday, May 3, 2008 to tend their portion of the world's garden clothed as nature intended.
Gardening has a timeless quality, and anyone can do it: young and old, singles or groups, the fit and infirm, urban and rural. An elderly lady in a Manhattan apartment can plant new annuals in her window box. Families can rake leaves in their back yard. Freehikers can pull invasive weeds along their favorite stretch of trail. More daring groups can make rapid clothes-free sorties into public parks to do community-friendly stealth cleanups.
Click here for more
Thursday, May 01, 2008
YouTube
Monday, April 28, 2008
Episode 7 Up
But in keeping with the age old internet tradition of keeping your eyeballs glued to this page forever - here it is:
Friday, April 25, 2008
For Your Consideration
The Submitted Episode:
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Missing Language
For the initiated:
Mickey Rooney (used to describe a dolly move)
Groucho (a direction given to an actor)
Cowboy (a camera angle)
Two T's (another camera angle)
Producer Tape (expendables)
C-47 (grip equipment) (and one of the most commonly heard terms on set)
C-Stand (also grip equipment and another of the most commonly heard terms on set)
There are other's I'm sure, but my brain is still trying to absorb the caffeine I pumped into it this morning, so if I think of anything else, I'll include it.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Retroactive Script Notes
I'm just thinking about that now, I as I sit here, going through all the footage from the last shoot and making retroactive script notes.
As a 2nd AC, especially on a film or series, you tend to work very closely with the script supervisor for a long period of time. I have fond memories of more than one.
UPDATE: As an update, I went trolling through some of the blog rolls of the sites I frequent and came across this blog Script Goddess. If you have some time and are interested, give it a look - watch the film she has posted about sleep and read the piece on Brent - he was a good guy - someone who helped me when I was just starting out. In fact, I'm going to crack open the nut that is my blog roll, over one the left there, and add this one.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Grande Con For Sale
Sunday, April 20, 2008
I wanna be Judd Apatow's friend.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
There Once Was a Man From Nantucket
In 411 BC Aristophanes used erect phalluses to great comedic effect in his play "Lysistrata".
Here are just two examples, though more abound throughout the play.
CINESIAS:(To the audience and pointing at his jolting prick)
My God, this prick! It’s worse than starving Hercules, waiting for his lunch.
HE LIES DOWN WAITING WITH HIS PHALLUS POINTING AT THE SKY. MYRRHINI ENTERS WITH A PILLOW.
and then later:
SPARTAN HERALD:
That’s a… that’s a… Spartan message rod.
CINESIAS:
Hah! If that’s a Spartan message rod then so is this (Indicates his own phallus)
Don’t worry friend, I know what’s up. You can tell me the truth. How are things with you men in Sparta?
SPARTAN HERALD: (Moral relaxation ensues after the disclosure but he is still visibly, very uncomfortable physically because of the affliction (ed note: the "affliction" is an erection))
All of us, Spartans, as well as allies, have stiffies like this one. We all need a fuck!
(ed. note: the original Greek word for "fuck," according to Google is: γαμω)